Right Arm Fast is pissed off

We're mighty upset with the lame ass performance of Team India today.
Time to take out the Tailender's Bat of Doom and unleash it at the boys.
The fast bowler wants to spank the rust out of MSD's boys with the Bat of Doom.
Quite a few tailenderly ugly swipes are comin' at your behinds, boys.


What a performance after getting to the number one spot
Being rusty is one thing but being on the field without a plan is what is utter wank.
It looked like Uncle Sanath's Benefit game with the bowlers dishing out friendly short pitched stuff.
Slept through the 30 extra middle overs, only to wake up and see headless Sharma and Nehra bowl more friendly stuff at Kandamby.
It's alright if you haven't gotten into the groove. But no one even tried to hit the block hole.
This was a problem in the bilateral series in SL, in NZ and also in the WI tour.
No one seems to have adressed the obvious weakness at the death.

The fielding made me laugh. Who doesn't like classics like balls going through legs, the howrah bridge dives over the ball. The best one was Nehra cursing someone at long leg for lack of effort, then dropping a sitter and making faces in the next over. Wonder what the bowler had to say to him?


The less said about the batting, the better,
Yuvraj gets the Tailender's Bat of Doom and not in a good way, for fishing so much outside the off stump.
And yes no one will even mention Sachin's SOFT, almost jelly-like dismissal. Still, Dravid has to be the centre of the discussion, no?
When was the last time Yusuf made a decent contribution?

Angelo Matthews is alright, but giving him 6 wickets is a tad too much for my liking. It's not like he's bowling at 90 miles an hour and moving the ball both ways.

Many will say, this is a useless one day series n all that jazz.
But if you're representing a nation of people who are fanatics of the game, you better show some application
The final is around in a couple of days,
The men in blue better get their act right or the Bat of Doom is waiting